By all accounts, I should love this dress. But I’m just not feeling it:

It’s pretty, it’s flattering, it’s shimmery, it’s [email protected]$%36yewhsshrkjmzlfdo45eiyhpojnkjv.

Sorry, I just fell asleep on my keyboard. It’s not even that I think the dress itself is boring, it’s that I am bored BY it. I admit to not being the most tremendous fan of Kerry Washington’s in general. I like Scandal well enough, but I also spent a lot of time feeling like she’s having a hard time talking around her own teeth. Or something. She does this subtle but noteworthy thing with her mouth when she’s delivering her lines and I find it really distracting. AND NOW SO WILL YOU. You are so welcome.

Distract yourself with this poll:

  • She looks great! (37%, 2,679 Votes)
  • Meh. (17%, 1,240 Votes)
  • This really doesn't work. (5%, 352 Votes)
  • I think the dress is great, but her styling could use some work. (40%, 2,875 Votes)

Total Voters: 7,146

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