By all accounts, I should love this dress. But I’m just not feeling it:
It’s pretty, it’s flattering, it’s shimmery, it’s [email protected]$%36yewhsshrkjmzlfdo45eiyhpojnkjv.
Sorry, I just fell asleep on my keyboard. It’s not even that I think the dress itself is boring, it’s that I am bored BY it. I admit to not being the most tremendous fan of Kerry Washington’s in general. I like Scandal well enough, but I also spent a lot of time feeling like she’s having a hard time talking around her own teeth. Or something. She does this subtle but noteworthy thing with her mouth when she’s delivering her lines and I find it really distracting. AND NOW SO WILL YOU. You are so welcome.
Distract yourself with this poll:
- She looks great! (37%, 2,679 Votes)
- Meh. (17%, 1,240 Votes)
- This really doesn't work. (5%, 352 Votes)
- I think the dress is great, but her styling could use some work. (40%, 2,875 Votes)
Total Voters: 7,146