Oh my god.

WEAR A COLOR TO AN AWARDS SHOW FOR ONCE IN YOUR FREAKING LIFE MY GOD YOU DON’T LOOK THAT GOOD IN NEUTRALS I DON’T KNOW WHO’S TELLING YOU THAT YOU DO BUT THEY ARE F’ING WITH YOU AND SHOULD BE FIRED AND IF ON THE OTHER HAND YOU HAVE SOME POOR STYLIST BEGGING YOU TO PUT ON A COLOR FOR ONCE, WHOM YOU CONTINUALLY IGNORE, PLEASE DO THAT PERSON A FAVOR AND LISTEN.

Sorry. I had to get capsy. Does it make you feel better if I note that your darker hair is flattering? See you at the Globes. YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO FIND SOMETHING NEW.