When I saw that Archie’s dress was green, I was really excited.

And then when I saw the REST of it, I was saddened. It… is it falling off of her? It’s so limp and lackluster, two things that neither Archie nor her alter-ego Kalinda are in the slightest. Seriously, her left half looks like it has the vapors.

Don’t just dress for the straight-on shot, y’all. Dress for the profiles. It looks like a green ruffly cowbell is growing out of her left boob. This might be the one situation where the prescription for this fever is NOT more cowbell.