Dear strenuously quirky UK recording artist Eliza Doolittle:

You never, ever want to wear a satin jumpsuit that can be described as, “Kind of like that Elizabeth Hurley safety-pin dress, only uglier and less tasteful.”

Sincerely,

Heather

P.S. Please never again make me wonder if “buttock wrangler” is an actual position on your managerial team.

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