Dear strenuously quirky UK recording artist Eliza Doolittle:
You never, ever want to wear a satin jumpsuit that can be described as, “Kind of like that Elizabeth Hurley safety-pin dress, only uglier and less tasteful.”
Sincerely,
Heather
P.S. Please never again make me wonder if “buttock wrangler” is an actual position on your managerial team.
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