We have another Transformers movie coming — this time, it’s Rise of the Beasts, which if I remember correctly from the preview, means there are robots that transform into animal shapes instead of just cars. I wish I had been in on that pitch meeting. “What can we make other than cars? Um. Baked goods? Wire hangers? What about… BEARS. No cocaine though. More like OCTANE BEARS. SOLD! WE DID IT.”

Also: Cristo Fernandez awaits.

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