Someone wore a red version of this to the SAG Awards, and I said that it looked like a pile of formal sports bras, and, honestly, I stand by that. She looks vaguely floaty and glam here, just by sheer force of will, but the top of this dress looks like it was created by an alien who only has the most half-baked idea of how human tops operate or what they’re even supposed to do. “Cover which parts? Does it work? No…I’ll just…add another…something here. Is this RIGHT? No? Huh. Do I need another…something? Here? What’s that? Close enough? Thank you!”