Every time I cover this movie and write “D&D,” I think of D&D Advertising, where Amanda Woodward once held court over miserable fools like Billy Campbell and Alison Whatever — PARKER! I did it! — and Brooke Armstrong. It would be incredible if the movie somehow involved that agency being catapulted into medieval times, or even a Medieval Times, and now I am mourning what will never be.

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