Rose Byrne: So lovely, so perplexing. She used to look like she wanted to vomit all over the red carpet, which she confessed in interviews was just paralyzing nerves. She’s solved that, mostly, only to have this happen:

We might’ve been in better straits had the skirt ended differently. As it is, something about it creates the optical illusion for me that she’s clenching her knees together and squatting slightly, as if desperate to prevent an ugly urinary explosion. And the LAST thing you want is Lisa Rinna banging on your door with a camera crew, trying to guerrilla-Depends you just so she’s not out there doing those ads alone.

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