Times When It Is Appropriate To Wear a Giant, GIANT Neck Bow:

  1. You are a child.
  2. You are pregnant in the 60s.
  3. You are a very old, very charming, eccentric lady.
  4. You are a poodle.
  5. You are a Lexus being given as a gift during the Holiday Season.

Note: NONE OF THESE options include, “you are the otherwise gorgeous and talented Julianne Moore.”