I was just talking to someone the other day about how Selena Gomez is ALLEGEDLY back together with The Biebs, and how the fact that Taylor Swift ALLEGEDLY friend-broke-up with Selena over her continued back and forth with Our Prince of the Diaper Drawers is points in Taylor’s favor, because an on-again off-again relationship with Mr. Bieber would be well-nigh unbearable for the people on the outside and that fact that she ALLEGEDLY went all, “this is exhausting” about it makes me like her. But boy troubles aside, I would also want to Get A Grip Friend Selena over this OUTFIT:

Dude. You can be sexy, you can wear a caftan, but you, Selena Gomez, cannot pull off The Sexy Caftan. Step aside.

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