If you’ve been wondering, “What’s Billy Ray Cyrus going to do now that he’s getting a divorce and he’s a free agent?”, I have the answer for you:

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HE’S GROWING BACK THE MULLET.

Batten down the hatches, y’all — I suspect things are about to get real. If nothing else, we should all prepare for a resurgence in popularity for the electric slide.