I realize Jimmy Fallon airs late, so it might seem thematic to show up dressed in foxy Babymoon threads, but it TAPES at a completely normal hour. Then again, Chrissy is pregnant, and maybe she is beholden to whatever her skin can handle in a given second. Maybe Baby Boy Legend makes her scratch like crazy if she wears anything but a slip dress after 5 p.m. I don’t know. But seeing her come out and sit down in this felt VERY much like she was going to be whisked to a hotel room at any moment for a romantic tete-a-tete.

It was even more revealing when she walked:

Chrissy Teigen out and about, New York, USA - 30 Jan 2018

I am excited to see Baby Boy Legend, but girl, I can wait until he comes out of your uterus.

Leading with the above is the easiest way to get me to sign off on a Self Portrait dress, which is what she wore to some morning shows:

Chrissy Teigen at the Today Show in a Three Tone Dress

I am never totally sold on blouses that are SO tube-top dependent, but at least this is recognizably a garment that’s meant to be worn in front of people whom you are not seducing.

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