Heather and I have a joke about aggressively edited blurbs for creative projects — you know, like when the reviewer writes, “Johnny Depp is extravagantly over-the-top in the new Pirates movie, in a way that used to be fun and is now profoundly annoying,” and the blurb on the DVD case turns into, “Johnny Depp is extravagantly over-the-top…fun.”  Anyway, she and I have been making this joke to each other for years and, as often happens when you’ve the same in-joke for a long time, it’s been condensed to its purest essence, and the phrase we use to make this joke to each other now is, “She…has created…an experience.” Anyway, this is for sure an ellipsis-heavy experience.

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