The LONE genius of all Dior’s idiotic logo bras: If you put Charlize Theron in them enough times, then you can do whatever you want later and we will rain down upon it with joyous laurels. To say this is costumey is like saying Chewbacca has never had a body wax, and I am confused as to why a bunch of phantom hands are feeling up a fingerprint on her chest, but it looks a lot better than basically anything she wore for the The Fast Fate of the Furious or whatever the hell that was called. And at least Charlize looks kind of COOL in it, and clothed. Can’t overstate that last part.

'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' TV show, New York, USA - 03 May 2018

Girl, that’s just tights, a tank top, and a poncho, and YOU KNOW IT.

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