These are my confessions: When I saw the first photo, I legit thought she was pregnant and Heather and I had a long chat about what a dramatic turn of events it would be if she and Sean Penn broke up and then she promptly stormed out and had a baby with, say, the hot dude who is in charge of watering her organic garden (no pun intended UNTIL THE PUN WAS INTENDED). None of this has actually come to pass, which disappoints me. Please be more soap operatic, celebrities.

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