Tonight, the part of Ashley Olsen will be played by Elizabeth Olsen:
Somber expression? Check. Standing pelvis to pelvis with Mary-Kate? Check. Clad in something shapeless and matronly, while her sister stands at such an angle that it’s impossible to see anything about the vintage outfit she probably painstakingly acquired? Check. It must be so NICE to have a stand-in from time to time. If Emma Stone ever wants to play the part of me, I’d be happy to sit down for a while.