There is a very small part of me that wants to let her have this.

But that part is as small as those ants are SUPPOSED to be IN REAL LIFE. Instead they are roach-size mega-ants and the 96 percent of me that is completely squeamish wants to scream and run and club her with a fly-swatter. PLEASE tell me that Kitchen Infestation is hot for spring, because I CANNOT. I will gladly dork it up in stuff that’s Terminix-approved.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]