The voice of Cher Horowitz is ringing in my head: “I don’t mean to be a traitor to my generation, but…”

Fortunately, Shailene is not of my generation — or rather I am not of hers — and so I am betraying no one in saying that although I understand nothing should come between her and her Calvins, I do wish something would come OVER them.

P.S. I wholeheartedly support the haircut for charity, though. I can’t wait to see it in action on a red carpet.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]