I seriously think Selena is wearing something from Vanessa Hudgens’s new line of resort wear:
I mean, right? (I also secretly think it’s kind of cute. I mean, it’s crazy. But it’s also cute. Don’t tell anyone I said that. Well, you can tell V. Hudge. I miss her.)
And then of course it all went wrong:
It’s like she fell down a manhole and woke up thinking it was six months ago, when Rihanna was wearing a series of robes every time she left the house. Of course, then Rihanna went from Robe-Time to Super Naked-ville, so maybe let’s just let her go on thinking that.