Fug Nation, I am not ready.

And I may NEVER be ready for those shoes to come back. She looks like she stuffed her feet into two small envelopes.

The next photo comes at the request of someone in Fug Nation, who saw Julia Roberts on The Tonight Show and grieved for her feet.

They could be worse — they could be white heeled open-toed mules. But, and you know where THIS is going, her basic black outfit is RIPE for something way more fun. Now, Julia Roberts clearly does not give a shit, and that’s fine; she doesn’t have to, because she’s Julia Roberts. But what would YOU have worn with your Little Black Whatever? It’s a Saturday! Shoe it up in the comments. Let’s fantasy-shop.

[Photos: Getty, AKM-GSI}