I know this is for a music video shoot, so traditional clothing options are not to be expected.

But aside from the prison encasing her torso and the bike chain dribbling from her belt, I can’t get over those ridiculous earrings. They look like bingo cards. One false move and they’ll assault her jugular at best, and behead her at worst. And they say bingo isn’t cutthroat. Humph.

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