I do not know where all the Dynasty is coming from right now, but it is leaking apace onto the red carpets. Jessica Biel brought out some Fallon hair, Christian just put Judith Light into a puffed-sleeve black evening gown that would be at home on Alexis, and now there’s this. Although it’s twisted up for a more au courant flash of torso, the shoulders feel retro and it’s been styled with an updo so high you could hide the lead paint can that you’re using to poison your brother. And… there’s elastic ruching on the sleeves? It’s so much. It’s Cinderella if she worked at a wrapping paper store. I might’ve thanked the mice for their trouble and just gone to Nordstrom.