“Hey, there!”

“Hi, Camila! It’s been a while. How’ve you been?”

“Great, thanks! I’ve got an event coming up, and I’d love your help.”

“Sure! You know we’re always here for you. What have you got in mind?”

“I’ve put a lot of thought into this, and  — this might be an usual request — but I was wondering if we could do something that was like Bjork’s swan dress. But, and this is the vital part, without the head.”

“Okay. Right. Yes. YES. I feel what you’re selling me.”

“Great. And also I would like a small Elizabethan ruff. Not like a GIANT ruff. I don’t need to go FULL late Tudor period? But like…a hint of ruff. A rufflet.”

“Right right right right right. Just to clarify: Is the swan wearing the ruff?”

“The swan DOESN’T HAVE A HEAD, so no.”

“Of course. Naturally. What what I thinking?!  Okay, Camila. You know what? I’ve actually got just the thing.”

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