In the interest of starting off with a positive note, I’ll say that I think Eva Longoria is underrated as a comic actress, and I am glad she’s on Brooklyn 99, at least every now and then, because I’ve missed her, and she’s very funny.

In the interest of doing my job, I will note that I’m scared she’s molting:

This whole thing is sort of like Bird Bird does Fast-Fashion Prom. Behold it in its full-length glory:

It’s sort of like salute to the soft-boiled egg. If only she’d thought of toast soldiers for earrings!

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