Brad Pitt is back on the Bullet Train, because it’s going through Seoul right now and he has to show up and smile, presumably while hoping that South Korea’s gossip magazines aren’t covering the recent shitstorm. One of our grocery tabloids used the pun “It’s the pits” to describe it, and I’d say that’s both accurate and rather mild. (I also spent my entire checkout wait debating with myself about whether “It’s the Pitts” or maybe “It’s the pitts” would have been better.)

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