Porscha Coleman here is one of those celebrities whose Wikipedia page is WAY TOO SPECIFIC to have been written by an impartial party, including information about the titles of commercials she’s appeared in, and the fact that “in 2001, she appeared on the Great Pretenders, a television music game show on Fox Family, hosted by former pop trio Wild Orchid. Contestants sing and dance to their favorite songs and are judged by a live studio audience, for the chance to win various prizes. Coleman won singing Jennifer Lopez’s, “Waiting for Tonight.” Even Wild Orchid doesn’t remember that. And also, how we were previously unaware that Fergie spent four years hosting a rando karaoke contest on basic cable?  Speaking of wild:

Somewhere, Aubrey O’Day senses a great disturbance in the Force.