Bella Hadid is not typically a person I think of as “delighted,” so imagine my own enjoyment at seeing her so chipper AND in such cute pants (with matching briefcase!) AND… well, I don’t know if that QUITE qualifies as a real shirt since it’s not making much attempt to block prying eyes, but… it’s cloth, and it’s on her, and maybe it THOUGHT it was doing enough? I’m going to give Shirt the benefit of the doubt, largely because her next outfit is so clearly a villain:
Yes. That’s her skin. She has turned her pants into a stencil. It looks like a rendering of a moth, or something, which makes me think of Silence of the Lambs. Bella, my dear, literally no one has ever said, “Ooh, it’s so Jame Gumb-chic,” or, “Phew, that’s some hot Lecter vibes!”
Please let society move on quickly from groin stencils.
