Or, as I’m calling them, The Anti-Wills and Kate. It’s hard to get all excited for a couple when the dude is in the midst of a paternity test for a third (!) illegitimate child ALLEGEDLY conceived during their relationship and she ALLEGEDLY attempted to flee the country several times prior to the wedding.  This may all just be gossip — well, the children are certainly for real, as he’s acknowledged two of them and the palace has confirmed he’s agreed to DNA testing on the third — but the poor girl isn’t trying very hard to put the rumors to rest by looking over the moon with connubial bliss. I mean, look.