At Least Rooney Mara Looks Chipper in This!

Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix are at something called Gentle Monster's Intelligent Eyewear Collection Launch, because he is one of the brand's ambassadors. This eyewear is "intelligent" because it uses AI to do god knows what – presumably eventually steal your AIM code and take over your brain. (They say help you with "real-time translation, navigation, contextual assistance, and visual understanding," a lot of which I can see would be helpful if you are visually impaired, but you know. I have a lot of concerns about smart glasses in general!) This is the most congenial I've ever seen him, and she ALSO looks mostly delighted – especially considering that she's wearing a screen door wrapped around some old time-y undercrackers, but maybe the glasses can also give you a sartorial pep talk!

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