You can really tell in the above pic that Ashley Graham is a professional model; she had me thinking, “maybe I also need a full-length body-con leopard print dress,” when I absolutely do not. It’s an objectively silly garment that is just very appealing on her, even if it veers slightly Real Housewives. I did not think that maybe I also need a dress made entirely of….ruching remnants, layered over another different dress made entirely of ruching remnants, but I did think that Ruching Remnants would be a great name for a mediocre punk band, and that’s a service in and of itself.
On that same tip, I can assure that while I actually think she, as a human person, looks great here….
…it did not inspire me to shop my own laundry pile.
