Today, Princess Eugenie is marrying Jack Brooksbank and we thought you might have THOUGHTS AND NOTES about it, if you’re up and watching — as you might be! We are! — that you MUST EXPRESS before we get all our posts up (we’ll obviously have full coverage here today). We’re here for you. Consider this your royal wedding open post. Because that is what it is.

Personally, my fingers are crossed that Prince Andrew re-proposes to Fergie in the middle of the homily.