Anya Taylor-Joy, Hailey Bieber, and Florence Pugh went to a Tiffany event in Japan, and refrained from fully cheesing in front of this blinged-out bird clutching a giant jewel. Everyone looks… fine? Anya’s dress is interesting — it looks like an interpretation of a dove, somehow — but her shoes seem really dated to me, like a late 90s dye-it-to-match heel. Florence has on a pretty gown that I assume is Valentino, but I wish she’d punked up the growing-out hair rather than laying it flat. And Hailey’s outfit is fairly dull but she at least seems pleased to be there. I saw video of all of them moving around on Elle Japan’s Instagram — where you get a quick glimpse of how much Flo’s dress sparkles — but I still think the vibe here is that Tiffany’s got cardboard cutouts of Anya and Florence, and Hailey just popped in between them for a fan pic. Also I want the bird to move, suddenly. It already looks like it has laser eyes. Lean into the horror of it all, Tiffany’s.
