Oh, Angie Harmon, I have always thought you were a delight, and envied your smoky voice. Whenever I get a cold, I think, “Well I can’t breathe and I want to saw my nose off my face but at least I sound two degrees closer to Angie Harmon AT LAST.” But a gingham tablecloth is not an outfit. And a gingham tablecloth with a piece missing, so that it looks like your hips are bursting into a deluge of tears, REALLY is not an outfit. It’s an emoji.

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Unless she actually PLAYS this emoji in The Emoji Movie, there is no excuse for dressing like the universal symbol for WAAAAH.

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