Lord, between her and Charlize, this premiere was all about promising lipsticks that were betrayed by black dresses.
I guess it was thoughtful of her to wrap up her legs, too, so they didn’t feel left out of the sheers game. And in fact, the hose are the more unimpeachable part of this. The top looks like it’s in the act of shriveling and dying; if you told me it was a half-assed tacky concept piece from a student at the Death Eaters Institute of Design and Merchandising, I’d believe. (You know that crazy Bellatrix Lestrange hungers for something Voldemort might find sexier.)
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