I have to confess, I never thought it would be Jessica Lowndes who took our collective hands and dragged us back into 2006.
I guess that means we need to stay on the alert for sincerely crazy celebrity behavior including but not limited to: driving the wrong way down the freeway; “accidentally” flashing of bits; CAR-JACKING; head-shaving; real bad kitten heels; 36-hour Vegas marriages; a rash of romances amid the back-up dancers; a new Paris Hilton CD; a couple of sex tapes; jail time; and a celebutante reading prison-penned poetry on Larry King. I CAN’T WAIT.
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