Okay, first: How desperate is NBC to have a variety series? Maya Rudolph tried one; it flopped. Neil Patrick Harris did it, and it was painful. And now Maya and Martin Short have one in the hopper. I like both of them, so I hope it pans out, but…

… my optimism is about as robust as this jumpsuit is attractive. She’s essentially dressed as a glass of milk. And I don’t even think people who LIKE milk ever actually get psyched about it.

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