The green shoes are cool…

… but I think actual pillowcases are longer than this, which looks more like the costume for a figure skater’s potentially culturally insensitive short program. If Jack Reacher is vowing to never go back, so too should she.

The J. Mendel she sported at the subsequent event is much better:

 

I guess it’s feast or famine with the skirts here. I want to take this one up to mid-shin or knee-length and bring the other one down. If only tailoring worked like some kind of magical cosmic see-saw.

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]