Wait. You guys. I was SO MESMERIZED by the pattern on this dress that I ONLY JUST KNOW noticed The Sleeve Situation:
I was all like TYPE-Y TYPE-Y TYPE-Y about how cute the pattern is and how cheery she looks and how I like Nicole and wow isn’t she wearing some interesting things lately, isn’t it so interesting how she’s becoming so enjoyably eccentric, don’t we want her and Keith to make it work, and then it was like a GIANT KLAXON in my ear: SLEEVES. Listen, there comes a time when a person must make choices. You have two options, and you must pick one and you cannot prevaricate and one of those times is when you need to choose whether or not you’re wearing short sleeves. THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY FOR COMPROMISE ON YOUR ARMS.