Fug File: Chanel

High Fugshion: Chanel, Paris Fashion Week Fall 2014


Paris Fashion Week and The Oscars happening simultaneously seems like bad planning by the Gods of Fashion and Celebrity. The good news is, there’s nothing as relaxing as just letting some Chanel wash over you, even if some of it is CRAZY INSANITY.

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Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Chanel


Knee and elbow pads. Just let that sink in for a second.

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Paris Fugshion Week: Chanel


All I know is, being exhausted because you’re tooling all over Europe to go to fashion shows is a lovely and enviable problem to have, but everyone who’s been covering these things since New York Fashion Week kicked off almost a month ago must feel like their heads are about to explode and they’re trapped in some kind of Groundhog Day meets Pret-a-Porter nightmare dreamscape. “No more directional footwear,” one of them is muttering to herself right now, curled up in her Frette bathrobe in her hotel bathroom in Paris. “I can’t do anymore. I can’t. Someone please bring me a vat of macaroni and cheese and let me watch twenty straight hours of House Hunters.” Well, precious darlings, Kaiser Karl certainly isn’t helping. He showed over a 100 looks at Chanel this week. I am not going to do that to you – if you want to see every stitch of the show, check it out at The Cut – but I can give you a selection thereof. AND I WILL.

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Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Chanel


For whatever reason, my available full-length photos for these are very, very limited. So now more than ever, if you want to see the whole of it (and in the right order), pop by the slideshow on The Cut. And then come back, because we probably weren’t done talking.

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Fugs and Fabs at the Chanel Show


This message brought to you by my caps lock key: RIHANNA. THOSE ARE NOT CLOTHES. YOU LOOK LIKE A DISCOUNT MISS HANNIGAN. AND MISS HANNIGAN WAS ALREADY ON PRETTY DEEP SALE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

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Fugs and Fabs of The Bling Ring premiere


Yeah, she’s not in the movie, but whenever the Sev is at an event my antenna perk up a little. She’s usually a Very Special Fugpisode, and even when she’s not, it’s worth a quick ogle.

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