We experimented a little with including more men in the best/worst categories, which meant that Pharrell’s shorts suit got its fair shot at lifetime ignominy. But it wasn’t enough. The contest was tight, but in the end, 19 percent of the vote was enough to win, and the recipient of your scorn was…

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… Sza, for dressing as if the Oscars are on MTV. Second place, with 16 percent, went to Rachel Weisz and the Curious Case Of Her Severe Hair and Rain Poncho.

In happier news, nearly a third of you threw your support behind our Best-Dressed winner…

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… Billy Porter, whose immaculately fit gown was a captivating and unexpected choice. Many, however, felt like his presence in the poll really threw the vote in a way; I get that. He won it outright, but for posterity, and because she is rad, we can also celebrate No. 2, who nabbed 15 percent of the vote:

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Long live them both.