A Fug National tweeted, “Well, at least Miley is wearing a cape.” And I thought, “Oh, yay, I do love a cape.” I did not consider that she meant it THIS way.

Girl, even a BAD TGI Friday’s employee wears more pieces of flair than that.

Although, I guess you could count the headpiece that looks like “Jeremy Scott Presents: Miley Cyrus Does Carmen Miranda for Moschino For Kohl’s.” But I guess in a way she deserves some credit for the fact that I can look at this and think, “Yep, that makes a warped sort of sense for her.” In other words, she came in like a wrecking ball, and she just closed her eyes and swung… except this time we get to duck and just let her float past.

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