Suddenly, I know EXACTLY what Jessie J is going to look like in 50 years, when I’m having her over for mai tais on the lanai:
Exactly like this but presumably with a crazy old lady beehive. This is one of those outfits, seriously, where I look at it and think, “she looks nuts in this, but if she were just, say, 75 years old it would be my favorite thing ever.” These are not Old Lady Clothes — I want to be clear — but they ARE clothes that would look AWESOME on an old lady. (Surely the Germans have a word for this.) So just hang on to this, Jessie. Just hang on for a long, long time.