Are you ready for maybe the worst thing I have ever written? Okay, here goes. My excuse is that I swallowed a lot of Gulf water today (the beans and I blew town to visit my mother; we introduced the cousins to Battlebots; we decided the theme song to my life is probably “Yakety Sax”; okay, there, now you’re all caught up).

Ready? Okay. Piper Perabo here was recently the star of Covert Affairs.

She’s now moved on to promoting her new show, Unsubtle Hijinks.

Thank you, I’ll show myself out.

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