This is actually more funny to me than anything. Jess’s reaction was, “Bless her heart,” and mine was to think that my grandmother would have called this “snazzy.”

I just sincerely feel like she dropped her keys in a bowl and is ready to swing, baby, swing. That, or she’s about to put on a turban and perform Nobody Takes Me To The Cleaners And To Bed In The Same Day: Selected Monologues and Pithy One-Liners of Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan. Confession: I would buy a ticket to that.

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