Ashley Graham is one of the poster children for Beautiful Person Underserved By Her Clothing Choices. This one isn’t bad — it starts out nicely, but something weird happens just past her pelvis and it…might turn sheer? There’s definitely a seam there. There’s a change-up. And it’s distracting and I think kind of detracts from the overall effect because your eye keeps going there wondering if it’s trying to look, ever so faintly, like a garter belt.

'Live with Kelly and Mark' TV show, New York, USA - 13 Jul 2023

The problems with this one are a lot more apparent. You would sue your surgeon if they stitched you up that way, so it ought to be disqualifying for a dress, too. Or is she using it as a swimsuit coverup?

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