Well, the bride looks quite beautiful in Valentino.  Disappointingly, Wikipedia told tale of NO SCANDALS about either of then, which I suppose is good for them as humans, but sad for those of us who like gossip, although I managed to dig some up about his grandparents. Her parents are aristocratic film producers, and she worked for Bloomberg News. His parents are Princess Astrid of Belgium — the sister of the King of Belgium — and Prince Lorenz, who is a vampire (I just made that up for local flavor. As far as I know, he is not undead.) Amedeo WAS in the 2013 Hot Royals Calender which I may own, and she does have quite a long name, so that’s just going to have to hold us. Let’s ogle the gown.

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