So, Robert Rodriguez and John Malkovich made a movie for the Louis XIII cognac company called 100 Years, which is going in a vault until 2115, ergo we’ll only see it when our heads are floating in glass jars on our descendants’ mantels.

I am sad the time capsule won’t include pictures of Solange at this party wearing, say, a dinner plate with her sister’s face airbrushed on it, or a caftan made of pencils. But it’s hard to complain, because this looks great on her, and at LEAST she brought some sleeve drama. We’ve got to give our progeny SOMETHING to discuss other than why we were so into sheers.

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