This is a Chanel look dating from 2010 and I REALLY wish she’d worn it as originally shown, because that would have been CRAY:

I could have made SO MANY jokes about a 1960s Miss Havisham lurking about the corners of your country home like a wraith, secretly reading your mail and rolling her eyes about color television.  Instead I just have to say the following words — and make no mistake, they burn — “Hey, that top makes a pretty cute dress.”

I can recalibrate my internal cranky sensors, however, by noting that I’d have worn another shoe. TAKE THAT.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Tags: Lily Allen