Maybe the Rodarte sisters take turns running the empire. So one of them sets the design cannon to Circus Crackfest and turns it up to eleven and fires it for five months, and then she taps out and the other one spends some time distilling all those impulses into something that can exist on this plane.

This is sort of like Fancy Prairie Bridesmaid, except more complimentary than that sounds. The reason I tend to have more patience with Rodarte’s ups and downs than those of, say, Givenchy, is because there ARE ups. It’s easier to have a laugh at the bonkers stuff when you know something beautiful will eventually come out of it. Hopefully Givenchy will crawl out of the Kardashian pipeline and figure that out sooner than later.

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