What has happened to the Zoe Saldana who ran through the Avatar press junkets wearing a variety of amazing (and occasionally weird, but always in an interesting way) ensembles? Because that girl isn’t in this picture:

SNORE. I mean, listen, I get it: when you are an actress appearing at the VMAs, you can’t show up dressed like the Pope, Minaj-style. You need to look a little more subdued than you might at an event at which you are nominated, perhaps, or even one that focuses on your particular energy. After all, you don’t want to steal focus and show up wearing an egg. But do you have to show up wearing OATMEAL? I vote no. No, you do not. Pick some in between breakfast food, babe.